![LAUREN: Nerd.PUCK: Whoa! Why you gotta hate?LAUREN: You joined the Celibacy Club?PUCK: What the hell? I thought you and me were an item! Lauren. Stop. I need to talk to you about something. I realized something lately. I do a lot of stupid things. Once, on a dare, I swallowed a thumb tack. And I’m about 90% sure it’s still in there. I don’t think about consequences. And while I used to think that made me cool, now I just think it makes me a loser. I like you, Lauren. I like wooing you. Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it’s my favorite part of the day! So I’m making a change. And if that makes me a nerd? Fine.LAUREN: I really do have the urge to punch you.[they kiss]LAUREN: If we can play footsie in Celibacy Club, I’m in. Nerd.
Glee, 2.15: “Sexy”](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhs2riGbSG1qzpd3po1_400.gif)
LAUREN: Nerd.
PUCK: Whoa! Why you gotta hate?
LAUREN: You joined the Celibacy Club?
PUCK: What the hell? I thought you and me were an item! Lauren. Stop. I need to talk to you about something. I realized something lately. I do a lot of stupid things. Once, on a dare, I swallowed a thumb tack. And I’m about 90% sure it’s still in there. I don’t think about consequences. And while I used to think that made me cool, now I just think it makes me a loser. I like you, Lauren. I like wooing you. Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it’s my favorite part of the day! So I’m making a change. And if that makes me a nerd? Fine.
LAUREN: I really do have the urge to punch you.
[they kiss]
LAUREN: If we can play footsie in Celibacy Club, I’m in. Nerd.Glee, 2.15: “Sexy”
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